Kevin MyersFox News to Replace Tucker Carlson with a Dalek(Plant Skaro): Fox News is pleased to announce it will replace Tucker Carlson with a living hate machine. On Tuesday, April 25, 2023, Fox…Apr 25, 2023Apr 25, 2023
Kevin MyersHickory Dickory HackI was on my way to the Comedy Store and got stuck behind a timid driver who was waiting to take a left turn from Sunset Blvd, maybe onto…Jan 3, 2021Jan 3, 2021
Kevin MyersYou always remember your first timeThe first time I ever did stand-up was at the Knott’s Berry Farm employee holiday party. The talent show was billed as the must-see…Dec 21, 2020Dec 21, 2020
Kevin MyersOther than that Mrs. Lincoln, what did you think of my performance?I saw myself on the recent Showtime Comedy Store documentary series. Episode 3 included a short clip from the news show 20/20 that was…Dec 2, 2020Dec 2, 2020
Kevin MyersNothing Left to BurnI could see my mother’s breath when she asked if I checked the basement for scraps of wood to burn in the fireplace. We had been poor for…Mar 28, 20191Mar 28, 20191
Kevin MyersRequiem for a Marriage CorpseMy marriage died in 2005 and my wife and I dragged around its corpse Weekend at Bernie’s style for another 10 years. It was an awkward…Mar 13, 20191Mar 13, 20191
Kevin MyersDating at 50: What Tinder Taught Me About “Normal”When I was in my 20s, I imagined turning 50 would be the emotional equivalent of being cryogenically frozen. I was convinced that all my…Jun 4, 20181Jun 4, 20181